Forfeits vulgar tasks for two. Tasks for playing forfeits

Everyone, absolutely all people love to play, regardless of age! The difference between a child and an adult is only in the stakes. If children most often play for clicks, chips, candies and similar little things, then adults are unlikely to engage in such nonsense. They are already interested in adult games: for money, for undressing or for desire. The last option is the most common, because if money can ruin internal relationships, and nudity is not suitable for every company, then desires for games can be invented even among almost strangers.

Forfeits: rules of the game

Forfeits are the most common wish game after cards. Its rules are easy to remember, but they can be modified depending on the imagination and capabilities of the players; no one is stopping you from offering something new and making adjustments to existing provisions. The main difficulty is to come up with quality and worthy desires for games; everyone understands that sometimes fantasy refuses to work at the most inopportune moment.

So, there are two main forfeits.

1. Playing with papers

Each person writes a task on a piece of paper/cardboard/card, and when everyone is finished, the sheets are shuffled and distributed to the players again. What you get, you need to do. Desires for games can be anything, but the danger of writing a task that is too tricky is that you may end up with your own piece of paper, so each participant needs to think three times before making an outright trick, because the chances of returning their own task, although small, are there.

2. Game with presenters

First, one thing is taken from each player and the host - a forfeit - and hidden, for example, in a hat. It can be anything, but the more valuable, the more interesting: a mobile phone, an earring, a ring, a watch, etc. After this, the presenter turns his back to the participants, and they take turns taking out one forfeit and asking what the person should do, whose item is in the player's hands. The presenter must come up with a task that the owner of the item must complete, while remembering that he himself may be the owner of the item that the participant is holding. After successful completion, the item is returned to the participant.

Tasks for playing forfeits can be varied, ranging from the most banal to truly unusual and original. In addition, most often they depend on how close the rivals are, because not in every company this or that task will be successful. The main desires for playing forfeits are given below and divided into two areas.

Wish list for “your” company

Which tasks for playing forfeits use depends on imagination and “level of audience”. Forfeits with wishes to drink vodka without a snack are not suitable for a children's party. Forfeits, which must be performed under the table or on the street, are not suitable for a corporate party. And in a youth group or in the company of best friends, you can play bold and original forfeits. But it’s still better to first specify the scope of the tasks to be performed. To make the game fun and varied, come up with difficult tasks that require effort or courage from the player.

In case the players run out of options, you can offer blanks (on paper or cardboard).

Fun tasks for playing forfeits for a youth group or a group of close friends:

At home

Move the ruble with your nose so that it falls from the table into the glass placed under it.
Make a paper medal for each player. The name of the medals must correspond to the truth (for incomparable taste, for honesty, etc.)
Make a floor plan of the apartment, providing all the rooms or other objects with humorous captions.
Drink all the alcohol that is currently poured into the glasses.
Show without words what you do at work.
Make a Caucasian toast.
Turn into a foreigner for 15 minutes and say a toast in some foreign language.
Go to your neighbors and bring them a kilogram of salt or a bucket of water.
Do a “You should marry me” scene with the neighbor on the left.
Enjoy a glass of champagne hands-free.
Have a “brudershaft” drink with your neighbor on the right.
Extinguish the lit candle by shouting (you cannot blow).
Put on your flippers (felt boots) and dance the dance of the little ducklings.
Stick your head out the open window and shout loudly: “I see Japan!!” or “People, I love you!”

Crowded places

Grab a stranger by the sleeve: “Don’t you trade at the market? I definitely saw you, you sold me a defective blouse! She’s female!”
Persuade 5 passers-by on the street to jump together, holding hands.
Go to the store in pajamas or a robe and slippers and ask for matches and salt to add salt to your soup.
Pretend to be drunk, pester a passerby and lend money for a bottle of vodka.
Walk into a store wearing a gauze bandage, coughing, and loudly say, “Fucking swine flu.”
Meet 7 people at the entrance to the entrance, say hello to each (without repeating yourself) and say a compliment.
If you play in winter, bring a snowman from the street.
Collect 50 rubles by addressing similar people with the phrase: “Countrymen! I'm not local myself..."
At a bus stop, ask a stranger: “Excuse me, but how can I get to the Vodka Museum? Which stop should I get off at? How come you don’t know, haven’t you been to the Vodka Museum or something?”

Cafes and restaurants

Place a sign on your table or attach a badge to your clothes with a bright inscription like “I don’t give tips on principle,” “All catering workers are crooks,” “Please don’t spit in my soup,” etc.
In a loud voice, address the waiter or others: “Tell me, why is there glass in the salad?!”
Start getting to know your neighbors in the hall: send them compote “from our table”, offer something from your plate in exchange for something from their plates.
Pretend that you are a visitor from a distant country, and the contempt of others for your national customs (completely idiotic, of course) will mortally offend you.
Eat everything with your hands only. Try to eat soup with a fork or chopsticks and loudly wonder why it’s so uncomfortable. Pretend that you are unfamiliar with the utensils and ask the people at the next table to teach you how to use them.

Where everyone is working and silence needs to be maintained (office, lecture, meeting)

1. Quietly but clearly say the following set of phrases:

“Well, of course, it’s easy for you to talk about this,”

“In my opinion, this is complete nonsense, what do you think?”

“Yes, he doesn’t understand anything about this issue at all!”

“These words make me itch, look!..”

“Could you scratch it here?..”,

“Well, yes, you don’t have to think about sex...”

2. Meow, bark, or click like a horse.

3. Trying not to attract undue attention to yourself, moan quietly every 1 minute and pretend that you are barely losing consciousness.

Long-playing forfeits

1. Place on your office desktop a photo in a frame with hearts of a terribly ugly girl. Show everyone a photo of “your bride,” say that you love her madly and will get married in the summer. For married people, attach the gel-pumped lips of some plastic surgery victim to a photo of your wife in Photoshop. Show everyone a photo with the words: “My wife had plastic surgery, look how beautiful she has become!”

2. Sign all correspondence during the week: “With adoration, Ivan Ivanov, finalist of the All-Russian knot tying competition”, “With love, Svetlana Petrova, Miss Bikini-95”, “I sell manure, with home delivery, call [your number cell phone]”, “Married but available, call [your cell phone number]” or “Sincerely, Ivan Ivanov, master of the universe.”

3. Send a message to all contacts in your ICQ: “Hello! I now work as a distributor for Avon, and I would like to offer you a new men’s mascara “Narcissus”. This mascara was created specifically for men like you...” and further in the same spirit.

4. Send a declaration of love to the recipient selected by the previous phantom. The confession must contain at least 500 words.

The Fanta game is a game that can be played at any age. It is interesting for both children and adults, and mixed groups of different ages. You can play forfeits for the New Year, for a birthday, or just with a group of people to have fun.

The name of the game “Fanta” comes from the German “Pfand” - pledge, pledge.

There are several varieties of the game:

Forfeits with the presenter. Each player pledges one personal item. This could be an item of clothing or jewelry, a piece of paper with a name, or any valuable thing that you would be sorry to part with. For example, a mobile phone or a watch. Players place things in a common bag or box. The presenter turns away, and the players take turns taking things out of the bag with the words “What should this phantom do?” The presenter assigns each phantom his own task. The person who owns the item must complete it. Moreover, the presenter also has to redeem his collateral. In the classic version, deposits are not returned to owners until they complete the task.

Forfeits with cards. Each player writes his wish on a piece of paper. Then the papers are collected and mixed. You can also prepare a deck of forfeits in advance - cardboard cards with tasks for the players. Next, either the players, without looking, draw out their phantom tasks, or the presenter shuffles the cards and distributes them to the players. Participants in the game must remember that they themselves may encounter their own task. Therefore, it is better not to wish for something that you yourself do not dare to accomplish.

Forfeits with a match. Players sit in a circle, light a match and pass it around the circle. Whoever's match goes out will fulfill the players' common wish. This game option is not suitable for children. Matches are not a toy for children!

Tasks for playing forfeits for children and for any company:

Draw a portrait of yourself or a portrait of your neighbor on the left (options: in one minute, with your eyes closed, holding a pencil in your mouth).
Draw a portrait of the birthday boy or Santa Claus by holding a felt-tip pen between your palms.
Depict some fairy tale hero: Winnie the Pooh, Carlson, Kolobok, etc.
Draw some animal: lion, pig, hedgehog, cat, monkey, etc.
Draw a bird: a crow, a swallow, a rooster or a chicken, etc.
Portray a famous person or movie hero: Marilyn Monroe, Rinata Litvinova, Jackie Chan, Spider-Man, Terminator.
Draw a cartoon character: Shrek, Cheburashka, Pinocchio, Homer Simpson.
Pantomime an alarm clock, perfume, ice cream.
Pantomime a New Year's cracker.
Pantomime a sparkler that refuses to light up.
Show without words a request to screw in a light bulb.
Draw a mirror (you go around all the guests, and everyone looks at you, and you must portray it).
Kiss everyone.
Confess your love to someone present without words.
Draw 7 different emotions on your face.
Tell a poem.
Read the poem as if you were falling asleep.
Write a poem about the birthday boy.
The birthday boy says any word, and you must quickly come up with a rhyme for it.
Sing a song (you can make the task more difficult - make him sing under the table or with matches in his teeth).
Sing a song about a little Christmas tree, pressing a spoon or pencil to your nose with your upper lip.
Sing a verse of a children's song (for example, about a grasshopper), replacing all the nouns in the text with words derived from the name of the birthday boy or the neighbor on the left.
Perform the melody of the song “Two Cheerful Geese”, smacking your lips - “sending kisses” to the birthday person or the neighbor on the right.
Play the tune of the song “Let them run clumsily...” with your finger on your lip.
Answer “yes” to any question asked by each player in the group.
Come up with a congratulation so that all words begin with “P” and “G” (any letters).
Dance the dance of the little ducklings (possible options: swan lake, lezginka, gypsy).
Walk around the room, taking three steps forward and two steps back.
Pretend to be an airplane and run around the room with the sound “vzhzhzh”.
Walk on all fours around the room, saying “I’m the only lunar rover, peep, pip...”
Say “Oh, how beautiful I am (beautiful)!” 7 times in different ways, looking in the mirror without laughing.
For each player, name 2 qualities for which you like him.
Give a compliment to the neighbor on your left and pass this task around.
Yawn until you make someone else yawn.
Salute with your right hand and at the same time extend your left hand forward with your palm clenched into a fist and your thumb raised up. Say at the same time: “Wow! Birthday!" Then clap your hands and do the same, but quickly changing hands.
Spoon feed the player on the right (all players can).
Tell us about your favorite toy.
Tell a joke.
Draw a symbol of the coming year.
Imagine yourself as an astrologer and predict what awaits each of the guests next year.

Sample tasks for forfeit.

Fun tasks for playing forfeits for a youth group or a group of close friends:

At home

Move the ruble with your nose so that it falls from the table into the glass placed under it.
Make a paper medal for each player. The name of the medals must correspond to the truth (for incomparable taste, for honesty, etc.)
Make a floor plan of the apartment, providing all the rooms or other objects with humorous captions.
Drink all the alcohol that is currently poured into the glasses.
Show without words what you do at work.
Make a Caucasian toast.
Turn into a foreigner for 15 minutes and say a toast in some foreign language.
Go to your neighbors and bring them a kilogram of salt or a bucket of water.
Do a “You should marry me” scene with the neighbor on the left.
Enjoy a glass of champagne hands-free.
Have a “brudershaft” drink with your neighbor on the right.
Extinguish the lit candle by shouting (you cannot blow).
Put on your flippers (felt boots) and dance the dance of the little ducklings.
Stick your head out the open window and shout loudly: “I see Japan!!” or “People, I love you!”

Funny forfeits for adults

A game of forfeits will amuse any company and help make the holiday unforgettable. Choose from the proposed tasks the most interesting and suitable for your company. The cards can be placed in a hat, in a beautifully designed box, or on a tray.

Players take turns drawing forfeits at random, reading the assigned tasks aloud and demonstrating their creative and acting abilities.

Show without words what you like to do in your free time
Looking in the mirror and without laughing, say enthusiastically 5 times the phrase: “I look the best today!”
Try to bite yourself on the elbow, saying: “The elbow is close, but you won’t bite!”
Pantomime a champagne bottle opening
Go up to 5 other participants, shake their hands and say: “I am the king. Very nice, I am the king!”
Hide behind the back of a chair and shout loudly 3 times: “I’m completely fine!”
Choose any of those present and confess your love to him in an original way
Sing any song as if you are very drunk
Hold your nose with your hand and say the phrase: “I have the most pleasant voice in the world!”
You are lucky - the whole company is taking the rap for you: everyone comes up to you and expresses their admiration or pays a compliment
Say in a sexy voice: “Are you sad and lonely? Then call me...” Then it is no less tempting to dictate your phone number
“Saddle” a chair and “jump” on it, shouting at the same time: “You can’t be late for adventure!”
Come up with affectionate nicknames for 7 players (for example, “cutie”, “handsome”...)
Looking in the mirror, compliment yourself for a minute, without laughing.
Depict any profession so that the other players can guess
Be a “mirror” for a few minutes (copy the facial expressions and movements of everyone who wants to look in the “mirror”)
For a minute, stroke yourself on the head and stomach at the same time, but in different directions.
Approach any of the players, make a scary face and say: “Well, here we are!”
Explain how to make scrambled eggs without saying a word
Say the phrase: “I like to dance” in different intonations (joyful, sad, indifferent, surprised, languid)
Sing any song while holding your nose with your hand
Talk about elephants for 1 minute
Stand on a chair and talk about your life in five sentences
Make a toast in the “Chinese” way
Read any children's poem with a Caucasian accent
Shout loudly 3 times “People! I love you!"
Say 3 tongue twisters quickly
Show guests how to eat a banana erotically
Pretend to be an astrologer and predict any 2 players' futures
Fall to your knees and repent of your three most significant sins
Choose any two players and, together with them, depict the dance of the African tribe Mumba-Yumba
Bow to five players in different ways without repeating yourself
Tell everyone: “I’m sad, don’t disturb me!” and sit for 1 minute with a sad expression on your face (other players need to try to make you laugh)
Draw your portrait with your eyes closed
Portray a capricious lady who demands her husband to buy her a diamond ring
Portray a capricious husband who is unhappy with dinner
Freeze in a certain pose, depicting a sculpture. You need to stand without moving for several minutes. Other players can approach and change the pose of the “sculpture”.
Take any item and try to sell it to one of the players, praising and advertising its useful qualities
Play a journalist: approach any of the players and interview him, asking ten tricky questions
Take an unusual group photo: arrange the participants, choose the surroundings
Depict scales using pantomime
Sing the song “Two Cheerful Geese” while blowing kisses to everyone
Call someone you know and ask to be allowed to spend the night
Portray a famous person so other players can guess
Draw a man in a dentist's chair
Make a comic self-presentation: tell other players why they should be friends with you (marry you, marry you, etc.)
Draw any 5 emotions on your face so that other players can guess them
“Pretend” to be a stranger for 10 minutes and speak only in “gibberish” language
Show with accelerated movements how a woman puts on a makeover (does makeup, tries on outfits, etc.)
Depict the gait of a man walking barefoot across hot coals
Talk like a robot for three minutes, asking questions to other participants in the game
Depict a chicken that unexpectedly laid an egg
Without opening your lips, say the proverb: “He who laughs last laughs best.”
Within three minutes, quickly answer questions from other players, but you cannot say “yes”, “no”, “I don’t know”

Laughter, as popular wisdom says, prolongs life. And having fun in the company of positive people is doubly energizing! There are always plenty of reasons to laugh, although you can create them yourself. For example, by playing forfeits.

Forfeits have been tested by more than one generation of people, so there is no doubt: the game is suitable! Everything else is magic from your own hands and thoughts. Come up with funny tasks, complete them and have a lot of fun.

Rules of the game

If you have forgotten how to play, we will remind you! We will need:

large hat, package or bag;
forfeits items from each player.

If there is a person in the company who wants to be the presenter, he is given the responsible role of coming up with funny tasks for forfeits. He will answer the players’ question: “What should this phantom do?”

It may be that no one wants to be the presenter. Or the game is part of a well-planned holiday evening. Then forfeits on cards will become a lifesaver. They can be printed on beautiful thick paper or handwritten. The cards will form a playing deck, from which players will take turns drawing tasks for themselves. The one who copes with the task gets his phantom back. That's the whole point of the game.

And here are the options for funny tasks for forfeits that you can use:

Apply your own makeup with watercolor paints with your eyes closed;
Draw a cartoon for the whole company;
Come up with at least 5 funny jokes in the “Comedy Club” style;
Play a drunken stripper in the trash;
Juggle two apples and one egg for thirty seconds. If the egg is intact, the task is completed;
Note the best quality in each participant. You can't repeat yourself;
Go out into the street and give a compliment to an unfamiliar girl/guy;
Read a nursery rhyme in rap style;
Make some unexpected toast;
Pop a balloon with your butt in 15 seconds;
Build yourself a companion for the evening from available items;
Look out the window and shout out loud: “I see stars!”
Go to your neighbors and ask them for a corkscrew for the evening;
Change your avatar on the social network to a photo of Alla Pugacheva;
Walk around the apartment on your hands or in single file;
Go to the store for bread, putting socks on your hands;
Portray DiCaprio at the moment of receiving the Oscar;
Tell a funny incident from your childhood;
Blow the minds of everyone around you with your whining for a minute;
Confess your love to a game participant nominated by the host;
Tell fortunes to all participants in the game using a book of fairy tales;
Eat candy with your hands tied behind your back;
Get a star from the sky for the girl on the left. (The star is made of paper and placed somewhere on top);
Dance like Michael Jackson;
Quickly name 10 words starting with the letter “B”;
Depict a child whose strict parents did not buy him a car because of his bad behavior;
Imagine that you come home and a stranger is sleeping in your bed. What will you do?
Place a few slices of lemon in your mouth and, with a happy expression on your face, wish everyone health, happiness, and prosperity;
Climb under the bed (in the closet) and do not agree to your friends’ persuasion to get out of there;
Beat a friend in arm wrestling;
Come up with a funny task for the forfeit and assign it to the presenter/player to your right;
Exchange an item of clothing with the player on the left;
Make a quick alcoholic cocktail, drink it and talk about your feelings;
Ask all players for a word and come up with your own rhyme for each;
Mummy the player to your left using toilet paper;
Sit down 20 times and quack like a duck with each squat;
Sing the song “I love you to tears” in the voice of Dzhigurda.

More fun

It happens that the completion of a task by one player is extended. The rest can only passively watch what is happening. You can get more joy and pleasure if you resort to competitions for forfeits. For example, write on a card not tasks, but small competitions. The winner takes his phantom for himself. Or the owner of the forfeit will have to hold a competition on a topic determined by the presenter.

Types of competitions for forfeits:

eat a banana at speed;
burst the balloon with your butt the fastest;
crawl under a stretched rope without touching it;
catch buttons from a bowl of water using a spoon held in your teeth;
stand in an elbow stand for the longest time.

As you can see, the game of forfeits is very diverse and will bring pleasure to any company.